T I L N E Y AN IRIDESCENT SOUL
We just call it a sausage. I'm a monster. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Michael! Marry me. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Michael! I've opened a door here that I regret. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Well, what do you expect, mother? What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Steve Holt! Steve Holt! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Army had half a day. Well, what do you expect, mother? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well, what do you expect, mother? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. I'm afraid I just blue myself. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. We just call it a sausage. Army had half a day. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Army had half a day. I hear the jury's still out on science. Marry me. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. |
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