The Pinnacle
07-14-2018, 12:35 AM
He was ready to paaaartay! or at least. That was what the giant creature had made it sound like. At the very least. If this dude was summoning people that meant he'd likely get to meet some ladies. At long last! WOMEN! it had been so long since he had met a woman. Oh so long. Far too long!
Every freak'n horse he had met up until now had been males. Sure, it was great to know you weren't the last horse on earth. But seriously, he wanted some mare time. Some female company. What, was this land just made up of stallions? Some were handsome and all, but he just didn't swing that way. Bring on the girls! Bring on the party!
He was one of the first to arrive. Aaaaand, there were no girls. "Sup." He said to the giant-mountain-thing. "You call any ladies here today." he looked over at the porcupine-chicken footed-death-monster. "Or is this just a bro's night?" Please let there be women.
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Hertz would love something from his list too. Hertz And he's down for any mutations the rift wants to throw at him.
Every freak'n horse he had met up until now had been males. Sure, it was great to know you weren't the last horse on earth. But seriously, he wanted some mare time. Some female company. What, was this land just made up of stallions? Some were handsome and all, but he just didn't swing that way. Bring on the girls! Bring on the party!
He was one of the first to arrive. Aaaaand, there were no girls. "Sup." He said to the giant-mountain-thing. "You call any ladies here today." he looked over at the porcupine-chicken footed-death-monster. "Or is this just a bro's night?" Please let there be women.
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Hertz would love something from his list too. Hertz And he's down for any mutations the rift wants to throw at him.
