In Media Res

The portal, the portal. Such a dreary, freaky place. It was also the only place people were spit out into this mare forsaken World. Which meant it was his best vet at finding himself a mare. If he could snag him a damsel in distress then maybe he just might get lucky.

He pranced through the dismal forest like a victorious cock. His gate loud and proud. He paid the eyes no mind. Other than the occasional moment when he added a little extra to his gate. Swinging his great rump in their faces. He was as fearless as ever. Entirely forgetting the fact that he had been screwed with by this world.

It did not take him long to retrace his steps. There he waited for a woman to appear. And appear she did. Swearing and cursing on the entire fall to the earth. He watched as the beauty fell into his lap. Well, figuratively. "So it's true," he began. His pleasant voice smooth and cool. "Angels really do fall from heaven." He sauntered towards her. "Are you alright, niss Angel?" He asked. Couldn't have his first mare in so long break on him already.

@Peregrine